Ah, the little joys of Further Education—today’s highlight? Working toilets. 🚾🎉
Yes, you read that right. Not improved timetables, not reduced marking loads—just the sheer, unadulterated joy of functional plumbing. But that’s not all…
🏆 The Clues of Something Bigger
A red carpet has mysteriously appeared. 🎭 Students are voluntarily wearing their ID badges (without needing a full-scale hunt from security). 😲 Senior managers are striding around looking extra important, nodding at everything and speaking in hushed, urgent tones.
Something is definitely up.
And then, it all makes sense. A new boss is in town.
🐓 Enter: Mr Rooster
Here he comes—Mr Rooster 🐓. He is the big boss of the college. He descends upon our humble site like a VIP at a Red Carpet event. With the confidence of a seasoned politician, he delivers his grand proclamation:
👉 “We are going to make our college great again!” 🎤
Cue wild applause from senior leadership. Their eyes gleam ✨, their postures straighten, and they nod vigorously in unison. Somewhere in the distance, an administrator is probably drafting a PowerPoint titled “The Future of Excellence.”
🚀 Meanwhile, in the Staffroom…
The teachers? Oh, we know this script all too well. We exchange knowing glances over our caffeine rations. ☕ “We’ve seen this episode before,” someone mutters.
A few of us casually Checked wondering if Elon Musk is lurking around, preparing to launch College 2.0 – The AI Takeover. 🚀🔎
Because if history has taught us anything, it’s that a high-profile visit like this can only mean one thing…
⚠️ Restructure season is upon us. ⚠️
☕ Your Thoughts?
So, dear readers, what’s the most obvious sign in your workplace that change is coming? Is it the sudden enthusiasm from management? The arrival of a mysterious “strategic consultant”? Or, like us, is it the miraculous fixing of toilets? Drop your best red flags in the comments below! 👇💬
Stay caffeinated, my friends. ☕ Change is coming.
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SurvivingFE 
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